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The 2010 RWA Conference Recordings on Sale (Promo Code)

RWA 2010If you wanted to get the conference tapes but were hesitating over the price ($129.99 plus shipping and handling), here's a chance to get the complete set (DVD or CDs) on sale at www.billspro.com/order/rwa/index.html.

Promotional code for August is RAug9226. Mention that you're on Facebook and that you've seen Bill Stephens Productions Facebook page, and you can get additional $5 off. So that should bring the total down to $94.99 plus shipping and handling.

I found their shipping charges very reasonable, even if you live overseas. I already ordered my copy. If you have any questions, you can email them at ServeMe2@BillsPro.com. Their customer service is prompt and courteous.

P.S. As of August 19, their mp3 download page doesn't contain all the recordings from their master catalogue.


I’m Back!

In the last two weeks I thought I'd read and relax, but none of that happened. Instead I got sucked into an epic historical drama with awesome larger-than-life characters, and I couldn't bring myself to read anything afterward. It's disappointing, but basically 007 Dukes and so on that I had on my TBR just lost their appeal.

I'm sure my appetite for them will return by the end of the summer at the latest.

How's your August so far?


What Would My Awesome 700 Year-Old Vampire Do? (The Answer Is: NOT Sparkle in Sunlight!)

I happened to see a hilarious post by The Rejectionist:

FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE IF YOU WERE SEVEN HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND REALLY GOOD-LOOKING AND HAD SUPERPOWERS AND A BAZILLION DOLLARS WOULD YOU REALLY BE FARTING AROUND HIGH SCHOOLS AND WASTING YOUR TIME IN ALGEBRA II NO YOU WOULD NOT. YOU WOULDN'T. SO PLEASE WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW. JUST DO IT FOR THE FUCKING ASSISTANT, OKAY? THINK OF IT AS COMMUNITY SERVICE.

Her frustration is palpable. And why not? How many times do you need to take high school-level algebra before you really get it?

Eight things my awesome 700 year-old vampire would do

  1. Secretly lead a vampire worshipping cult.
  2. Eradicate vampire hunters.
  3. Have a harem of hot chicks, who he all loves equally.
  4. Own Wall Street. Make Goldman Sachs look positively angelic and amateurish by comparison.
  5. Own the media.
  6. Own the Internet.
  7. Control the world's superpower governments and politicians.
  8. Rule the universe with an iron fist.

What would your awesome 700 year-old vampire do?


Wanted: Guest Bloggers for Early-to-Mid August (Non-Authors Welcome!)

Got a book coming out soon? Want to pimp your favorite authors, books and/or TV shows? Or just want to chat about what interests you the most?

Here's your chance. I don't usually open my blog up for guest bloggers — actually this is my first time, but I've decided to have guest bloggers from August 3 – August 13. You don't have to be a writer to guest blog, and I won't allow blatant 100% pure unadulterated self-promotion.

Possible Topics:

If you're a writer:

  • How I write
  • How I revise
  • How I plot
  • Cool Things I Learned While Writing (my latest release, etc.)

If you're a reader / writer / neither of the above:

  • Why you should try (author, book, series, TV show, hobby [such as knitting, etc.], product and/or service you like) — You may not pimp your own books, products and services, but you can pimp your friends' if you'd like.
  • My Favorite Summer Spots (or Winter for those of you in the southern hemisphere)
  • Why I like (genre, season or anything else)
  • Things you wish were different
  • How to's — recipes, tips, etc.
  • Anything else that you feel strongly about (except politics and/or religion!)

In return for your time and effort I'll:

  • Put your name in my monthly message (along w/ a link to your website or blog [or other social media profiles you have any] if applicable) on my main page for the entire month of August.
  • Put your guest post on my main index page (not just the blog page) for 24 hours.
  • Put your cover graphic up (just one….sorry…!).
  • Put your byline (a short bio, etc.).

Please leave a comment and/or contact me via email.

Thanks!

P.S. I already have five or so people interested. I'd love five more. Thanks!


What They Do and What They Really Mean

I was going to blog about something else, but I just couldn't stop myself from saying something about the ridiculous situation in Bell, CA.

In case you didn't know, California and all its cities are suffering from massive budget shortfalls. In Bell's case, it appears that the obscene pay to public officials is a big contributing factor to the budget crisis.

LA Times reports in two parts:

www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bell-cuts-20100727,0,5834864.story

The report shows that community services, including social services and recreation programs, were cut by 21%, or $593,438, while public safety took a 3.7% hit, or $228,888. Police training was whacked by 58%.

The salaries of [City Admin Officer] Rizzo, [Police Chief] Adams and Assistant City Manager Angela Spaccia are equal to about 10% of Bell's $15.9-million general fund budget.

www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bell-salaries-20100727,0,1970663.story

…the city's top officials received some of the highest municipal wages in the nation. City Administrative Officer Robert Rizzo made $787,637 a year, almost twice the salary of President Obama; Police Chief Randy Adams made $457,000, 50% more than Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck; and Assistant City Manager Spaccia made $376,288, more than the top administrator for Los Angeles County.

All three resigned last week.

I really hope it doesn't end with their resignations because it's an empty gesture.

They got to keep their ridiculous pay (almost twice what we pay our commander-in-chief!) and as far as I can tell, they'll be able to get their pensions when they reach retirement age. This is the biggest F-you to the people Rizzo, Adams and Spaccia can come up with on their way out. (Oh, BTW — Rizzo has been collecting that big pay from the city for fifteen years!)

And to further illustrate how outrageous their pay was — the population of Bell is about 38,000. No, that's not a typo. It's only 38,000.

If Bell had paid just those three half of what they made, the city would've saved $810,462.50 this year. That's enough to preserve the funding for community services for the residents, and it would have almost no impact on the funding level for public safety. Now this is just those three. Who knows how many hundreds of thousands of dollars could've been saved if the city hadn't overpaid other public official fat cats.

Nothing short of a full investigation, and new laws with claw-back features will stop public officials from pulling this kind of stunt again.


Peanut Friday Cuteness

I'm the master of stealth…

Peanut hiding

Oh…crap! I'm stuck! How do I get outta here again…?

Peanut stuck

Oh wait! Forget water. I feel the presence of the Hand from the Sky. (Hand from the Sky = hamster's understanding of generous human hands that give him treats…)

Peanut thinking about food

I'm here! Food, food! Gimme gimme gimme!

Peanut gimme